Scientists are today claiming that they might have unlocked the key to baldness in men. Apparently, it has something to do with stem cells or some such. This cure will perhaps be available in five or so years. This is terrible news for all the bald men out there in online dating land! Why? Doesn't baldness cause insecurity and fear in many guys? It does, sure. But it shouldn't.
There are millions of women in the world today who absolutely adore bald men and think guys with "big hair" are not manly at all. For them, bald men are beautiful. This disturbing news about a coming baldness cure was announced this morning, and it left many women in despair. Some are thought to have locked themselves away in dark rooms, and are now gently rocking back and forth like zombies.
Did you know that women's love of baldies has a lot to do with Hollywood? The reasoning is this: young male stars who had hair on their pretty heads got older. But as they lost their hair, the adoring female fans fell in love all over again with the gorgeous new bald versions. Want some examples? I'll give you three. Telly Savalas, Bruce Willis and, the deal clincher - Sean Connery. This last he-man was voted sexiest man on the planet a thousand times by women all over the world. And the great news for bald men out there - he was still the winner after he became an old man.
It is very disheartening for the egos of baldies everywhere when certain companies advertise their hair restoration services. In many cases, this is nothing but a con. They spray paint some black gunk on the back of an old guy's melon, and make him think it's new hair growing back. What is worse are those spokesmen who say they are so miserable after discovering they are losing hair and can barely cope with life. Why? I have no idea at all. Being bald is great!
So, getting back to the all important online dating aspect. Guys - do not be scared to put your photo up there if you are bald. Just be careful not to get too much reflection off the flash (only kidding!). There are many women who go absolutely weak at the knees at the prospect of hooking up with a chrome dome. If you go on some of the bigger dating sites, you will find many profiles of women who are actually seeking bald men over ones with plenty of hair. You know the old line about bald heads - they are actually solar panels for a love machine.
Compare yourself with those poor guys with "unmanageable" hair who just cannot get it right. Or fuzzy headed blokes. One serious word of advice to all the follically challenged guys - please, whatever you do, do not apply the comb-over. You either have hair, or you don't. Women looking for a guy on a dating site will not give one second of her precious time to a combed-over fool.
Some additional benefits: you will have extra cash to buy your date a present by saving on shampoo, combs, gel and all that other stupid "product" men waste their money on. Not to mention savings on actual haircuts - they can send a man broke these days. So, in your online attempts to find love, advertise your baldness - be smooth on top, and you will be beating the women off with a stick!
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